If you knew you were missing a green marker and you were looking for it...would you be shocked to open the toilet and see this?
It was simple, really. I was cooking dinner. The Big Mr. was Skyping with grandparents. I had Mr. S with me and Mr. T was running between all of us. Somewhere in the "running between all of us" he had time to reach his chubby, little hand up to the table and grab a green marker. He got the lid off (a new trick) and headed to the couch. After seeing his masterpiece, he must of gotten a little nervous that mom or dad might see his masterpiece and he RAN. I could hear this part, but it's a common sound around the house. Next, we heard a door close. Also common, but not always good. So, I started to prowl. I went into the living room and saw the couch. Minor freak out, but it washed off okay. Next...
(clean couch -- SO GLAD!)
And, one other piece of evidence: